No Meat, More Skin

It’s almost Easter, which means my Lent fasting is almost over. For those of you who were not raised Catholic or did not attend Catholic schools for 15 years of your life, like myself, Lent is our way of mourning the death of Jesus and as a result we give up something for the 40 days and 40 nights leading up to the resurrection. So my plan was to give up red meat. No Five Guys, no filet mignon, just pure chicken and fish. It wasn’t that difficult after getting accustomed to the new diet, but after seeing THIS?!?!? Did you see this PETA Ad? I know I have been posting a lot of PETA stuff lately and it is entirely unintentional, but they have AMAZING ads. Sex sells and PETA is selling their cruelty-free ways all over the Internet. Now I’m not saying I plan on converting and am going to walk around with red paint and drench some ladies wearing fur as they shop through the stores at Bal Harbour. I would never do that! It’s Miami! You never know who is carrying a gun, and it’s way too hot to wear fur. But honestly, if I could look like that?!?!? I would give up meat…for a week or so…or until the next time McDonalds re-releases their McRib sandwich…MmmMmm.

Look Ma, No Pants Part II

Looks like the Ink Not Mink campaign did not start with Waka Flocka Flame, thank goodness. If some of you are like me, and still can't get over Waka's couch potato pudge, then rest assured that there is hope with the nude tatted musician population. Dave Navarro, the most beautiful man ever in my opinion, was the poster child for this campaign a little over a year ago. They got it right that time. PETA, I know you're trying to get your point across, but please have models complete a thorough work out plan and diet regimen at least a month before the shoot. Nothing is better than a man in eyeliner.

Read Before Playing

“And I would’ve gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you pesky kids” is a familiar phrase heard at the end of almost every Scooby-Doo episode and probably what Clara Walker told her husband when she was exposed as a cheater after he read her emails. Leon Walker, Clara Walker’s husband, suspected his wife of cheating. He found proof of her infidelity after he ransacked her email for suspicious exchanges between her and her ex-husband. So you know how the story goes, he found what he was looking for and took his wife to court. What he didn’t look for was a lawsuit that got slapped on his ass for felony computer misuse charges. I believe it’s called “hacking.” For anyone who is a fan of going through other people’s things please remember IT IS A CRIME. So should you feel the urge to go through your significant other’s cell phones, emails, or Facebook messages remember you could be facing up to 5 years of time if caught. Just leave it alone. Don’t say I never warned you.