No Meat, More Skin

It’s almost Easter, which means my Lent fasting is almost over. For those of you who were not raised Catholic or did not attend Catholic schools for 15 years of your life, like myself, Lent is our way of mourning the death of Jesus and as a result we give up something for the 40 days and 40 nights leading up to the resurrection. So my plan was to give up red meat. No Five Guys, no filet mignon, just pure chicken and fish. It wasn’t that difficult after getting accustomed to the new diet, but after seeing THIS?!?!? Did you see this PETA Ad? I know I have been posting a lot of PETA stuff lately and it is entirely unintentional, but they have AMAZING ads. Sex sells and PETA is selling their cruelty-free ways all over the Internet. Now I’m not saying I plan on converting and am going to walk around with red paint and drench some ladies wearing fur as they shop through the stores at Bal Harbour. I would never do that! It’s Miami! You never know who is carrying a gun, and it’s way too hot to wear fur. But honestly, if I could look like that?!?!? I would give up meat…for a week or so…or until the next time McDonalds re-releases their McRib sandwich…MmmMmm.