Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Breast Milk Ice Cream!
Boob-juice ice cream is going to be hitting the markets on Friday. Icecreamists, an ice cream shop in London, has created ice cream with human milk. Hmmmm….so many questions initially come to mind, like is this safe? Apparently, according to the online ad, the milk-donors had to pass a screening before the pumping began. The ice cream will be sold at $23 a scoop. I would like to know how they came up with this idea, and what they were smoking. In my mind, he conversation went something like this (in British accents):
“Yea this ice cream tastes great, but it’s cow’s milk chap. We aren’t raised to drink cow’s milk. What other animal you know drinks another animal’s milk?”
“What are you trying to say chap?”
“We need to drink human milk! It’s brilliant!”
“No mate, that’s not right.”
“Ok. So how about if we make ice cream out of human milk?”
“Bullocks!”
So who’s going to be lining up to try this out? And what benefits will it bring to the consumer’s health?
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one word... disgusting, however, the chaps in your "Assumption Conversation" kinda have a point, lol... Some of us breast feed when we're young... so, what makes it nasty at say 26 years old? lol, and to the point of "Animals not drinking other animals milk",,, right-o!, does make sense huh, but I just can't see myself eating ice cream made from breast milk.. Or latched to a breast to quench my thirst for that matter.
ReplyDeleteWe are all animals! I wouldn't mind being latched to a breast, but it wouldn't be to quench my thirst ;>P
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