You know it’s coming. Two characters that are definitely digging each other in the movie you’re watching have their love scene. They rip their clothes off and leap into bed. Are they doing it? Does it look like it? Thanks to Hollywood cinematography, filmed sex scenes are faker than MTV reality shows. Female actors now wear “vag pads” to cover up their stuff. Apparently this prevents penetration, because penetration in the movie is equal to porn and Hollywood doesn’t want that. It sounds like another Tinsel Town secret has been revealed, gracias Emmy Rossum. That’s why I watch Independent films. I don’t think they have extra money in their small budgets for “vag pads” which makes their scenes a little more real. By the way, what did they use when filming Brokeback Mountain?
this is honestly too funny. i think in brokeback they use butt plugs!
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