Thursday, February 3, 2011
Me So Vote-y!
If the Terminator can get elected governor, then Uncle Luke should be a shoe-in for Miami’s mayor. Mr. Me So Horny wants to make a change in Miami. The areas that need the most help are still doing poorly and it seems things in the 305 only look better for a select group of Miamians. He addressed the fact that Miami International Airport has been experiencing the same construction for the past 20 years (anyone from Miami knows they don’t fly in or out of MIA) and the rising cost of housing. He plans on making money for the city by taxing the strippers (tax that, tax that, hoochie mama). Our new city slogan can be "Miami has ass that pays." I’m excited about the outcome of this situation and am on Uncle Luke’s side. Will he be Miami’s new hope?