Imagine waking up and finding an alligator in your pool. This guy must’ve been incredibly surprised. The fact an alligator would turn down its natural habitat and end up in someone’s chlorinated synthetic watering hole is beyond belief. That’s not the natural order of things. It must go against some Darwin law of survival. What’s even more surprising is Snooki, the star of Jersey Shore, turned down a $400K offer to pose for Playboy. The girl who is spending a large portion of her short-lived career promoting partying, making out and bisexuality won’t pose nude for a classy well-to-do magazine. I just don’t understand. That’s twice today natural law has been broken. 2012 must be coming up sooner than we think. Check here and here for those of you who actually read the articles.
Thank GOD!! If I were to get X-month's Playboy in the mail featuring Snookie- I'd immediately proceed to find the nearest dumpster to chuck it into! Playboy would lose its prestige following that issue- Thank you Snookie for finally making a wise choice in your life!!
ReplyDeleteThat alligator story makes me sad. They don't choose to live in pools. They often get lost and while wandering about, it is common for them to get spooked by noises such as cars or dogs, and they find the first waterhole they can for safety.
ReplyDeleteWe have overdeveloped so close to their natural habitat, they are running out of places to live.