Imagine waking up and finding an alligator in your pool. This guy must’ve been incredibly surprised. The fact an alligator would turn down its natural habitat and end up in someone’s chlorinated synthetic watering hole is beyond belief. That’s not the natural order of things. It must go against some Darwin law of survival. What’s even more surprising is Snooki, the star of Jersey Shore, turned down a $400K offer to pose for Playboy. The girl who is spending a large portion of her short-lived career promoting partying, making out and bisexuality won’t pose nude for a classy well-to-do magazine. I just don’t understand. That’s twice today natural law has been broken. 2012 must be coming up sooner than we think. Check here and here for those of you who actually read the articles.