Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Low Times

Don’t you hate it when your weed man gets you some bad bud? Honestly, it’s the worst, kind of like the time I fell in love with the cutest singer I would’ve totally been a groupie for until I found out his age…damn you Justin Bieber! Ugh! What a buzz kill. Well one guy wasn’t having it. He ended up calling the police to complain about this injustice that was cursed upon him. I guess his short-term memory loss made him forget that he was in fact complaining to the law about an illegal substance. Oh boy! Better luck next time dude. By the way for all my friends out there that want marijuana legalized…here’s a word of advice. Have you ever taken a look at the people that actively want to legalize pot? You know the crowd I’m talking about. The Bob Marley listening hippie freaks who refuse to wash their hair and wear clothes rancid enough to turn a skunk away in shame. Look you guys need to get together and tell them to shut the hell up and stop giving all you other Mary Jane lovers a bad look. I’m talking to the lawyers, doctors and businessmen who smoke just to relax and take the edge off. Who is going to take a non-showering hippie wannabes seriously anyways…this is America people…image is EVERYTHING. That’s just my thought on the issue. Click here for the story.

1 comment:

  1. LOL! Posession of a counterfeit uncontrolled substance?? That's fucking comedy.. I for one am pro-legalization. I don't see anything wrong with pro-active Americans having a doobie after work to take the "edge-off." If it takes a bunch of stoner hippie/Bob Marley listening brigades to make this happen, then by all means march on! At the end of the day "BIG WEED" will prevail, major companies will emerge and cut out the small grower/farmer- quality control through experimentation of different strain varieties, maximizing yields, logistics optimization "just-in-time" deliveries, supply chain management and branding. Once the Government begins to play a role in policy and taxation of the substance it will probably become inaccesible to your regular "hippie" consumer. Hence more "counterfeit" calls to follow- 911 prepare to post your "NOW HIRING" signs!

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