Hey smart Miami people! Have you ever had chat with fellow Miamians and thought to yourself “Yo, Im so smart compared to these people” in the midst of your conversation? Well it could be because you are living amongst a civilization of idiots. Daily Beast released their “Smartest Cities” list again this year, and in terms of Miami, I’m sorry to announce, we didn’t place too high. We ranked a nice 48 out of a whopping 55. Come on Miami! We need to do a little better. Read some books, take some classes and go hit up the Adrian Arsht Center. I regret to inform everyone in Miami who was just getting over our season opening loss to the Celtics, that Boston had in fact has beat us again. They ranked number 1 in smartest cities. Miami is pretty much labeled the dumb blonde, the Jessica Simpson of cities per se. Yeah, we may not be able to discuss the theory of relativity vs. wormholes in the speculation of time travel, but have you checked out our beaches and clubs? Click here for the full list.
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